I broke the rules. I bought these shoes and I haven't justified the other 77 yet! Given my generally disinterested attitude to the rules of any game, I think I've done quite well not to break any until now.
Well, now that I'm confessing I do have some other disclosures to make. Let's write a list, at least this way I can get it all off my chest and you can be confident that going forward my shoes and I are above board:
- the day I discovered I owned 77 pairs of shoes I had earlier given 30 or so other pairs to charity
- the 77 does not include gym shoes or beach shoes
- one day I didn't wear the shoes I said I would. To be fair, it was because when I put them on I discovered they needed re-heeling
- I'm not wearing these shoes today, I just wanted to show them to you
That's it. End of confession. Defiant I continue.......
These shoes are utterly magnificent. My pupils dilated and heart rate increased the second I saw them. They are worthy of even the pickiest devotee's shoegasm. Wow. I wish you could see them in person because they are like nothing I have ever worn. Exquisite. It's a kind of beauty that aches.
My sin was worth it.
x
Well, now that I'm confessing I do have some other disclosures to make. Let's write a list, at least this way I can get it all off my chest and you can be confident that going forward my shoes and I are above board:
- the day I discovered I owned 77 pairs of shoes I had earlier given 30 or so other pairs to charity
- the 77 does not include gym shoes or beach shoes
- one day I didn't wear the shoes I said I would. To be fair, it was because when I put them on I discovered they needed re-heeling
- I'm not wearing these shoes today, I just wanted to show them to you
That's it. End of confession. Defiant I continue.......
These shoes are utterly magnificent. My pupils dilated and heart rate increased the second I saw them. They are worthy of even the pickiest devotee's shoegasm. Wow. I wish you could see them in person because they are like nothing I have ever worn. Exquisite. It's a kind of beauty that aches.
My sin was worth it.
x
